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I'm actually writing history. It isn't what you'd call big history. I don't write about presidents and generals... I write about the man who was ranching, the man who was mining, the man who was opening up the country.

Louis L'Amour


A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Lana Turner


A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Bill Cosby


Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

Benjamin Franklin


When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

Albert Einstein


A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

Oliver Herford


Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Mae West


As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Buddy Hackett


Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too.

Will Smith


How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life you will have been all of these.


George Washington Carver